Paul’s Patented Psycho checklist?
- Did you meet him on a scrap booking forum?
- Is he into taxidermy?
- Does he call his mom ‘mother’ and you have never seen them both at the same time before?
- Does he have imaginary friends of occasionally yell at malevolent pixies or wood sprites?
- Does he have any mountaineering equipment, for example, an ice pick?
If you have answered no to these questions, then go ahead and answer yes to ‘should I ask for his number?’ What’s the worst that could happen?