Paul’s interns have been busy this week, trying to find out if Kim Kardashian drinks coffee. It just seemed to be an important question to answer since nothing much else seemed to be happening in the world. Paul’s party trick was to drink eight coffees at once, one for each tentacle, but had to stop since the caffiene was making all three of his hearts (bet you didn’t know that) beat WAY too fast. So, does Kim Kardashian drink coffee? It depends, do hobbits drink coffee, or do they prefer tea?