So you’d like a great big bushy beard but you’re in the very early stages of letting your face jungle grow free and wild. Paul is extremely jealous that you even have such a thing as hair, and the possibilities of growing and shaping it. So count yourself lucky for this biological feature! And as for the question at hand (or tentacle), ‘will I have a full beard?’, you’ll never know until you try. If you’re finding that you’re not achieving Robin Williams levels of hairyness, don’t worry, you could always create beard extensions from hair stolen from sleeping or drunk friends. Happy growing!