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Will Donald Trump cause WW3?

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If the world has ever needed a renowned fortune telling cephalopod mollusc to draw on all his powers of seeing, and gaze into the mists of the future, it is now. Will Donald Trump cause WW3? This is the shocking question starting to be asked more and more frequently as global stability swirls faster and faster around the toilet bowl, speeding towards an awful shit-deluge of devastation and despair. Paul, oh many tentacled wise one, give us the true answer! We are scared that World War Three is looming, and that the Orange One is going to drive the General Lee that is Western Civilisation into the bottomless tar pit that is the End of History.

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