If you wanted to experience the dull ache of the afternath of being kicked hard in the balls but without the intensity and general crying of the initial impact, then a vasectomy might be just for you. Treat your scrotum to a bad time and build memories for the future. Remember to take a bag of frozen peas to sit on during the ride back home. Paul the Psychic Octopus went in for a vasectomy one time but the doctor couldn’t find his nuts so they both just went to the pub and got hammered.